WSO turning into Bumble?

How can I work on the buyside (PE/VC) in the US if my H1B doesn't work out? Any loopholes you are aware of? Do any companies sponsor juniors for a green card or have unique immigration schemes?

If you don't have an answer for the above, I am also looking for a boyfriend. He must be:

  • American
  • 27 - 32 yo (± 2 years)
  • Heterosexual
  • Able to marry within the next 3 years (only if we match ofc)
  • At least 6ft tall

Please refer your friends or yourself if interested.

 
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He must be:

  • American
  • 27 - 32 yo (± 2 years)

Why didn’t you just write 25 - 34? 🧐🧐🧐

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Will be 24 in three years. I will marry you for 1 Bitcoin and we can divorce after a few years. I may end up getting married to someone else before that though--there are a few international students at my school who have made lucrative offers (% of income over the course of marriage). LMK if you are interested, I can PM you about it.

 

I’ve gotten an offer for marriage with a lesbian European. It was a complicated situation and when she proposed it, it sort of took me off guard. I eventually declined as it seemed not only against my religion, but a felony. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Seeing the international students in my school work their ass off grinding for visas, it’s surprising that they don’t just try and marry an American person.  After all, it’s NYC, lots of beautiful people no matter what your preference is.

 

Wow - “Cons : Will circle back on this one” is a great interview response - I’m impressed. So crafty.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Used to be an athlete

ain't nobody got time for that has-been mumbo jumbo ya dadbod schlump

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Referred to ICE. 

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

Nice troll post OP. Imagine thinking anyone will believe that there are women on the Internet, especially WSO.

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
 

Women do infact go on the internet.  As can be evidenced by this video. 

Just a reminder that it is likely that 10 you see on bumble isn't really a 10.

 

Fair request.

Origin: Mediterranean
Age: 22
Size: Not sure about the measurements but I wear size 8 pants and 32C bras (can't believe I am doing this)
Bonus: Smart and elegant so your parents will be extra proud

Hope this helps your imagination!

 

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