LOL Russia

The response to the KGB murder of the dude who fucked up the opening ceremony is laughably bad. Like worse than the Benghazi video thing.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/

"Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.

“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.""

Russia is a laughing stock of the world right now.

I know the source is similar to the Onion. What makes it funnier is this could be easily true.

 
BlackHat:

you're kidding, right?...

Yes. Didn't you read the whole post.....
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