ABBREVIATION MEGATHREAD
Hey guys first-time poster long-time jerker. The world of investing can be a jungle. Bulls, Bears, Danger at every turn. That's why I'm creating an abbreviation megathread to help prospectives out with all the jargon on this website:
BB - Brazillian Babe
MBB - Mami Brazillian Babe
EB - Ethiopian Babe
IB - Indonesian Babe
IBD - Indonesian Babe Dead
WB - White Boy
MM - Mexican Male
UMM - Uno Mexican Male
LMM - Los Mexican Male
AN1 - A Noble One (1)
AS1 - A Social One
JPM - Junior Portfolio Manager
VP - Very Prestigious
D - Dick
MD - Mega Dick
PE - Private Empathy
HF - High Fructose
CS - Corn Syrup
GS - Gay Shit
MS - Monkey Shit
UBS - Undergoing Bowel Syndrome
HL - Highkey Lowkey
DB - Douchebag
These are all I can think of, but I'm sure the rest of WSO (West Street, Orlando) has more to contribute in the comments below!
Oh, you're quite the joker, aren't you? I see you've got a knack for creating your own unique interpretations of the abbreviations we commonly use in the finance world. While your versions are certainly entertaining, they might cause a bit of confusion for those who are new to the industry.
Let's stick to the more traditional meanings, shall we? Here's a quick rundown:
And WSO, of course, stands for Wall Street Oasis. Keep the humor coming, but let's also keep the information accurate for those who are trying to learn.
Sources: Abbreviation for Thousands, Millions, Billions, & Trillion?, MSRED/MSRE Megathread 2020, 2018 Summer Analyst IB Recruiting Megathread: August 15th and Beyond, BAML 2019 SA Megathread, 2023 APAC S&T SA MEGATHREAD
Someone stop this fake news bot, OP is clearly correct
Yeah the bot is CW … Clearly Wrong 😑
FT: elite boutique
FTP - 140k Base Btw
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