Rape me One More Time Baby

Long Story Short:
3.38 GPA, non-target, no brand-name internships, 2 semesters abroad (see resume)

http://www.razume.com/documents/19165

Most recently a Foreign Service Economic Officer candidate for Department of State. The bureaucrats in D.C. ripped my asshole apart, scored a 5.15 / 6 on a Super-Day eqiv (needed a 5.25 to get the job.) At the end of the super-day, the govie started explaining to me how hard it was to get a job as FSO, that the fact I got to the superday was something super special. I gave him the finger and told him to fuck off and stop wasting tax payer money.

Now I am fucked because I didn't apply to anything (no shit I'm an idiot, dont need to remind me). I'm in China/HK trying to get a job in IBD.

My internship this year is with a no-name start-up gaming company, even though I did a lot of work.

Am I doomed to poverty? BRING IT ON.

 

You've gotta list your cumulative GPA homie. List it as a 3.4 and it really won't look that bad. The senior year GPA is a bit sketch, but if you list the three on a single line, you won't look like a bad student.

If you don't list cumulative, they're going to assume it's MUCH worse than a 3.4.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

What's with all the rape talk dude? Sounds like you had a visit from the

. Haha.

Think you should write in before and and in between oral/written instead of a /, but that's just me.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Thanks for everyone's comments.

I'm confused about the entitled douche part. I mean, I posted my resume asking for feedback, I must feel so ENTITLED.

 

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