Berkeley Haas Campus Completely Flooded by Liquid Human Feces in Sewage Pipe Burst

Today, us UC Berkeley Haas students had to evacuate campus because of a sewage pipe burst that caused literal human feces and shit to overrun and floor our campus. I'm too new to post links, but if you go to the Berkeley subreddit, you will find multiple videos documenting the situation. 

It got so bad that the poop spread into a river running throughout campus. The police are apparently involved to, meaning that while it could just be a natural accident and result of faulty pipes/plumping, there is a chance someone intentionally engaged in sabotage. 

The running theory is some crazy radical far-left SJW anti-capitalist anti-business Berkeley extremist attacked Haas as the symbol of the "1%" on campus HAHA. 
 

 

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