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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Pretty sure he deleted his account and remade one under the name phil letardo

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

haha - I gotchu fam

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
plantsandflowers

No idiot - that guy has been on WSO since before most of us learned how to read

Sadly, this may be closer and closer to accurate these days 

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

largo_fl

How about CRE - based on my analysis, he must have over 2,000 ms

Looks like I'm at 24,193 silver, 2,676 shit. 

Most of the shit came from the 2020 election though. People didn't like my election analysis and got in their feelings about it, even though I turned out to be completely spot on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 
CRE

largo_fl

How about CRE - based on my analysis, he must have over 2,000 ms

Looks like I'm at 24,193 silver, 2,676 shit. 

Most of the shit came from the 2020 election though. People didn't like my election analysis and got in their feelings about it, even though I turned out to be completely spot on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

14,651 silver 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
MonopolyMoney

Golden Cinderblock has to be up there too

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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