Hedge Fund Rap Battle Round I
http://www.HedgeFundLive.com — They call me Gut Instinctz and I’m lookin’ out for green,
My daily P&L is always mad obscene.
I size up to the max when I’m trading Goldman Sachs.
The IRS cant believe what I pay in cap gains tax.
Watch me tradin’ overseas, cashin’ in on the short squeeze,
I never use a VWAP but I crush the MOCs.
Then I get lifted like an offer and hit the clubs like a bid,
You better watch your back when im tradin’ Cisco kid.
The ladies drop their clothes when I leverage up in Lowe’s,
And you know I’m havin’ sex while im shortin’ FCX.
And don’t you dare call me a scalper ’cause I play for major rips,
Got Stevie Cohen on the line askin’ me for hot stock tips.
It’s no cause for alarm, when I decide to bet the farm,
Show up at Dorsia with Margaret Brennan on my arm.
All these pikers think they’re fly, thinkin’ they can sell and buy
But I just tell ‘em, check out my ROI. Word to your mother.
Lol in on this shit. Will post a private equity rap hopefully tonight, else tomorrow morning
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