Funniest Ways To Haze Analysts?
Thinking of unique ways to haze incoming analysts in our bullpen, we already have a few different established ways listed below but want to get a brainstorm going.
1. Chair Pledge
Become a chair whenever someone calls his name
2. Brick Pledge
Has to carry around a brick in his hands on the way to the office, on his way home and while out for lunch
3. TikTok Pledge
He has to make a daily video and upload it on TikTok mocking the "day in the life of an investment banker" posts, complete with vocal fry, zesty mirror selfies and all. Prop info and monitors blurred out of course
4. Nascar Pledge
Can only make left turns while walking at all times
5. Where's My Hug Pledge
Whenever he sees a woman he has to say "where's my hug at" and attempt to hug her
6. Old Money Pledge
Has to wear a signet ring, barbour jacket and quarter zip all day and speak in a British accent
7. Fanny Pack Pledge
Has to wear a fanny pack at all times with adderall, ibuprofen, zyn and a lighter
Very funny ideas, I wish my bank did this
stop auto-Fellatioing and get a life. Literally the weakest sh*t I've seen on the HF forum.
Touch grass op
You can still delete this
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