If Investment Banks were Hair Saving Products

Goldman Sachs = Finasteride

PJT Partners rssg = Minoxidil

Raymond James = Ketoconazole Shampoo

Houlihan Rx = RU58841

JPMorgan = Dutasteride

Barclays = Derma Pen

Wells Fargo = Derma Stamp

Piper Sandler = Derma Roller

Allen & Co = Hair Transplant

Evercore Rx = Rosemary Oil

Credit Suisse = Saw Palmetto

Nomura = Biotin

HSBC = Scalp Massager




 

I pulled the trigger on a hair transplant and get compliments on how thick/nice my hair is all the time now. Was able to avoid looking like a freak in the office for the few weeks it took to heal up as we were in pandemic era WFH. 

There are a number of factors that influence whether or not someone is a good candidate though. Specifically the rate at which your natural hair continues to fall out. 

 
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I personally do take Fin so my natural hair doesn't fall out any faster than it needs to. My hair was already receding at an ultra slow snail's pace though. I was kinda the perfect candidate because I had real recession to fix but it's been there since I was like 16-17 and hasn't worsened more than a cm or two since then. Ie, I was able to fill in the gaps on my hairline but don't have to worry about the natural hair behind it all falling out over a few years and looking ridiculous. 

I am absolutely going to have to do a few follow ups in my lifetime. But at this pace I got it done 3 years ago and it still looks as good as it did when I first got it so I don't think it'll be much more than a quick touchup job around the edges every 5-10 years. 

 

Personally just started fin and gonna hold out on min until a year in. Regrowth isn't a main objective on fin but still want to be able to see what ground can be saved and if any regrowth has occurred before adding min. Don't wanna be on both and not see which one is responsible for what. Hairs become lot more dependent on min then they do to fin since min causes regrowth and fin preserves. If you’re alot far back gone, bump up to dut but id suggest waiting it out on fin for a year or so to see what has been accomplished, if not already.

 

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