i hate spread collars

no, i dont want to see your short ass collar that looks so damn bad. I dont wanna see parts of your tie. This isn't the a western and i dont think its the 1900s anymore. If you do a half Windsor knot then it looks even worse. Now everyone at the office can see how disgustingly uneven your tie is and how short that damn collar is. it just looks so bad. like your neck is just shitting out a tie its disturbing. 

do world leaders wear spread collars? no, because it looks so dumb. This trend needs to die. idc what you say. just throw away those shirts and get yourself some quality forward point or point collar shirts. please



 

what about spreading your legs for a lay-off because your spread collar looked so bad. 

just think about it. How many people like farting

 
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How about I wear what I feel like because I'm buy-side and you've got to kiss my ass to get business.  You're going to worship my Costco button downs if I tell you to. Yes there are pit-stains under the sweater, and no I'm not wearing a suit. Deal with it.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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