Want the Secrets to Succeed on Wall Street?

(King Kong, 1,444

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on 2/17/12 at 12:12am

Get back at us when you have a pic of her with no photoshop effects and no make up.

'' Come to Wall Street. Spend two years working your butt off ... Taste it, enjoy it; just don't get drunk on it. Cause the hangover is a real bitch.'' - IlliniProgrammer

mehh

esbanker

(Orangutan, 305

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 12:26am

mehh

"It behooves every man to remember that the work of a critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that, in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does things." - Uncle Teddy.

We dated but I ended that

JeffSkilling

(King Kong, 1,978

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 12:27am

We dated but I ended that shit. Not up to my standards.

Pretty girl with a great

mb666

(Gorilla, 556

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 12:28am

Pretty girl with a great body. Prob would look better without the photoshop. Her face looks plastic.

Did you meet this girl and did she show you her modeling book?

pikachu wrote: weird face

Flake

(Neanderthal, 3,468

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on 2/17/12 at 12:28am

pikachu:

weird face nice bod

I agree with this yellow squirrel.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

GOD DAMN. GOD DAMNNN. You

MagicKarp

(Baboon, 156

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 12:41am

GOD DAMN.
GOD DAMNNN.
You just got me started. Damn it. This was supposed to be the night I caught up on some sleep. Shit.

Haha I know most of you guys

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=brooklyn+decker

(Baboon, 103

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 12:44am

Haha I know most of you guys are joking, but seriously, others are trying too hard to criticize her. It's not her choice what kind of jewelry she wants to wear. If you have a problem with the photoshop, go watch some of her videos. Kate Upton is sooooooooo fine.

Another great: Brooklyn Decker. Andy Roddick is one lucky man.

Mark Sanchez getting some

islandbanker

(Senior Baboon, 195

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 12:45am

Mark Sanchez getting some touches

Her stomach is definitely

APAE

(Neanderthal, 3,084

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on 2/17/12 at 12:59am

Her stomach is definitely photoshopped. Hate to say it, but for a girl with as large .. a personality .. as hers, she has the commensurate body fat in the belly region. Look at the clip of her in the trailer for the new Three Stooges film getting out of the pool, her belly is actually somewhat round. Massive breasts though.

A lot of people do certain things to add days to their life. I do things to add life to my days.

Hot body, but has a weird

Leonidas

(Senior Baboon, 242

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 1:03am

Hot body, but has a weird face. Classic butterface. Brooklyn Decker is a thousand times better, and actually has a pretty face.

EDIT: Just checked out a vid. Massively Photoshopped OP. Upon further inspection, very average looking girl. Has the makings of a future fat chick. I see hotter women when I'm taking my morning walk.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.

I usually don't pick up

PetEng

(Senior Orangutan, 494

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 1:19am

I usually don't pick up chicks at the wax museum, but I guess different strokes for different folks.

I'd rather masturbate

DeanPortman

(King Kong, 1,014

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on 2/17/12 at 4:17am

I'd rather masturbate

Don't you know that everything's on fire

She's not really that hot. I

JDawg

(Orangutan, 343

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 4:55am

She's not really that hot. I mean I'd fuck her, but she's definitely not hot enough to deserve this thread. Her face looks kind of weird in the pic. Also her boobs are too big. Yea, I really said that. Not all guys are into huge breasts.

IMO Abigail Halliday is pretty much perfect (just found out about her 30 mins ago. b/c of this thread I've spent the last hour browsing through pics of random models online)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4qo9ejZL81qcy10ho1_500.jpg

and this is the perfect body (in my eyes):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg

EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body:
http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg

JDawg wrote: Also her boobs

JeffSkilling

(King Kong, 1,978

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on 2/17/12 at 5:07am

JDawg:

Also her boobs are too big.

I don't get the immense Kate

http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg
http://freeuniqueimages.com/country/usa/kelly-monaco/kelly-monaco-2.jpg

(Gorilla, 562

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 8:35am

I don't get the immense Kate upton love. She's certainly hot but her face is just ok and her midsection is oddly proportioned to the rest of her. I think of her and I think "skinny fat". She has no tone whatsoever. I'm not saying she's not hot, but there are tons of women hotter. I would much prefer these two women (and women with their body types):

Plastic Cup Boys

UFOinsider

(Almost Human, 8,133

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 8:38am

Plastic Cup Boys:

trying too hard to criticize her

I think so. If this chick talked to any of you at a happy hour, there's no way you'd turn her down. Elbows too pointy? for real? I'm not a boob guy, but they can never be too big. Everyone in pictorials is photoshopped, but they don't pick ugly people.

2/10 ???????

HUH?!!!

This is what's depressing me...no more WSO for a while. Damn. There's more honest discussion on suits + clothing, are you guys......oh. OH. OHHHHH!!!!!! I get it.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0904/chill-out...

http://cache.sharenxs.com/ima

http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabc/ah/ac/be/aa/kateuptondancing.gif

(Gorilla, 562

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 8:42am

For all you Kate Upton lovers, you will love that gif.

UFOinsider wrote: Plastic

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0904/chill-out...

(Gorilla, 562

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 8:44am

UFOinsider:

Plastic Cup Boys:

trying too hard to criticize her

2/10 ???????

HUH?!!!

This is what's depressing me...no more WSO for a while. Damn. There's more honest discussion on suits + clothing, are you guys......oh. OH. OHHHHH!!!!!! I get it.

Of course I wouldn't turn her down. That doesn't mean I was wrong to write that she has no tone in her midsection when she's not photoshopped or that her face is not nearly as hot as other models. She's hot. But she doesn't deserve the amount of love she gets.

bears1208 wrote: UFOinsider

UFOinsider

(Almost Human, 8,133

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 8:53am

bears1208:

UFOinsider:

Plastic Cup Boys:

trying too hard to criticize her

2/10 ???????

HUH?!!!

This is what's depressing me...no more WSO for a while. Damn. There's more honest discussion on suits + clothing, are you guys......oh. OH. OHHHHH!!!!!! I get it.

My reaction is a little over the top (plus, there's no tone of voice in typed text) but I'm still a little shocked. One of the youngest SI covers ever.....and 90% of this post is turning their nose up and criticizing? It just seems, so, well, gay to me. If you think some chick is hotter, post pics.

For example, when she calls me (and it's going to be any day now), I'll arrive with the ring:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8RIgn-3h3Nc/TldKnoKfzbI/AAAAAAAAAp4/ur5mc3WWsY...

Your turn

After watching that gif, I

JDawg

(Orangutan, 343

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 9:39am

After watching that gif, I take back my previous statement. I think the OP picked a pretty unflattering picture of her. But still, I don't think she deserves her own thread.

JDawg wrote: and this is the

manbearpig

(Neanderthal, 3,031

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 9:43am

JDawg:

and this is the perfect body (in my eyes):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg

EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body:
http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg

I like the body of the first one better. The second one has really weird cleavage. Like a female body builder...

-MBP

PetEng wrote: I usually don't

(King Kong, 1,444

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 9:48am

PetEng:

I usually don't pick up chicks at the wax museum, but I guess different strokes for different folks.

haha

'' Come to Wall Street. Spend two years working your butt off ... Taste it, enjoy it; just don't get drunk on it. Cause the hangover is a real bitch.'' - IlliniProgrammer

Make up should be banned.

(King Kong, 1,444

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 9:49am

Make up should be banned.

'' Come to Wall Street. Spend two years working your butt off ... Taste it, enjoy it; just don't get drunk on it. Cause the hangover is a real bitch.'' - IlliniProgrammer

manbearpig wrote: JDawg

http://i.imgur.com/MEZgL.jpg
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg
http://photos.commongate.com/10/21242_2az8peu1d0_l.jpg

(Gorilla, 562

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 10:21am

manbearpig:

JDawg:

and this is the perfect body (in my eyes):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg

EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body:
http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg

I like the body of the first one better. The second one has really weird cleavage. Like a female body builder...

Perfect body (though clearly i'm not a boob man):

bears1208 wrote: manbearpig

(Baboon, 103

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 10:39am

bears1208:

manbearpig:

JDawg:

and this is the perfect body (in my eyes):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg

EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body:
http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg

I like the body of the first one better. The second one has really weird cleavage. Like a female body builder...

Perfect body (though clearly i'm not a boob man):

http://i.imgur.com/MEZgL.jpg
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg
http://photos.commongate.com/10/21242_2az8peu1d0_l.jpg

Oh come on. The third one? seriously? Biz Markie can put on a thong and look better than that.

And what's with all this BS: "She's not really that hot. I mean I'd fuck her, but she's definitely not hot enough to deserve this thread." Like you would even get a shot at a girl that's half as hot as Kate Upton.

UFO is right. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the biggest Kate Upton fan or anything, but most of you will kill to date anyone close to as hot as her. It makes me laugh when I see all this criticism because CLEARLY, SI knows less than you guys, right?

bears1208 wrote: manbearpig

Leonidas

(Senior Baboon, 242

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 10:39am

bears1208:

manbearpig:

JDawg:

and this is the perfect body (in my eyes):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg

EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body:
http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg

I like the body of the first one better. The second one has really weird cleavage. Like a female body builder...

Perfect body (though clearly i'm not a boob man):

http://i.imgur.com/MEZgL.jpg
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg
http://photos.commongate.com/10/21242_2az8peu1d0_l.jpg

First two are awesome. Third one does not have an ass. Other than that, you sir, have fine taste in women.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.

Plastic Cup Boys

(Gorilla, 562

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 10:52am

Plastic Cup Boys:

bears1208:

manbearpig:

JDawg:

and this is the perfect body (in my eyes):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg

EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body:
http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg

I like the body of the first one better. The second one has really weird cleavage. Like a female body builder...

Perfect body (though clearly i'm not a boob man):

http://i.imgur.com/MEZgL.jpg
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg
http://photos.commongate.com/10/21242_2az8peu1d0_l.jpg

Oh come on. The third one? seriously? Biz Markie can put on a thong and look better than that.

YA, SI PUT HER IN THE MAGAZINE SO WE CAN'T CRITIQUE HER AMIRITE? NOTHING ANY PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZATION DOES IS FOR US TO CRITIQUE AMIRITE?

You fucking idiot.

Leonidas wrote: bears1208

(Gorilla, 562

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 10:53am

Leonidas:

bears1208:

manbearpig:

JDawg:

and this is the perfect body (in my eyes):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg

EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body:
http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg

I like the body of the first one better. The second one has really weird cleavage. Like a female body builder...

Perfect body (though clearly i'm not a boob man):

http://i.imgur.com/MEZgL.jpg
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg
http://photos.commongate.com/10/21242_2az8peu1d0_l.jpg

First two are awesome. Third one does not have an ass. Other than that, you sir, have fine taste in women.

They are actually all the same chick, I just wanted to give all views. And i'm perfectly content with that ass considering the rest of her body.

bears1208 wrote: Plastic Cup

(Baboon, 103

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 11:04am

bears1208:

Plastic Cup Boys:

bears1208:

manbearpig:

JDawg:

and this is the perfect body (in my eyes):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg

EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body:
http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg

I like the body of the first one better. The second one has really weird cleavage. Like a female body builder...

Perfect body (though clearly i'm not a boob man):

http://i.imgur.com/MEZgL.jpg
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg
http://photos.commongate.com/10/21242_2az8peu1d0_l.jpg

Oh come on. The third one? seriously? Biz Markie can put on a thong and look better than that.

YA, SI PUT HER IN THE MAGAZINE SO WE CAN'T CRITIQUE HER AMIRITE? NOTHING ANY PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZATION DOES IS FOR US TO CRITIQUE AMIRITE?

You fucking idiot.

What the fuck are you talking about? Take your tier 3 university level logic out of here.

Yes, that's precisely what I'm saying. Dumbfuck. Don't hate cause you're into ugly chicks.

Plastic Cup Boys

(Gorilla, 562

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 11:09am

Plastic Cup Boys:

bears1208:

Plastic Cup Boys:

[

Oh come on. The third one? seriously? Biz Markie can put on a thong and look better than that.

YA, SI PUT HER IN THE MAGAZINE SO WE CAN'T CRITIQUE HER AMIRITE? NOTHING ANY PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZATION DOES IS FOR US TO CRITIQUE AMIRITE?

You fucking idiot.

What the fuck are you talking about? Take your tier 3 university level logic out of here.

Yes, that's precisely what I'm saying. Dumbfuck. Don't hate cause you're into ugly chicks.

Yes, I brought that logic into the conversation when I wrote "CLEARLY, SI knows less than you guys, right?"......... come on here kiddo lets try a bit harder next time

It's pretty ridiculous how

Leonidas

(Senior Baboon, 242

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 11:16am

It's pretty ridiculous how hot she is in
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg

This is the kind of woman I typically go for. Unfortunately, they are pretty hard to find in the United States of Fat Chicks. A solid 8/10 if I ever saw one.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.

bears1208 wrote: Plastic Cup

(Baboon, 103

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 11:25am

bears1208:

Plastic Cup Boys:

bears1208:

Plastic Cup Boys:

[

Oh come on. The third one? seriously? Biz Markie can put on a thong and look better than that.

YA, SI PUT HER IN THE MAGAZINE SO WE CAN'T CRITIQUE HER AMIRITE? NOTHING ANY PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZATION DOES IS FOR US TO CRITIQUE AMIRITE?

You fucking idiot.

What the fuck are you talking about? Take your tier 3 university level logic out of here.

Yes, that's precisely what I'm saying. Dumbfuck. Don't hate cause you're into ugly chicks.

Yes, I brought that logic into the conversation when I wrote "CLEARLY, SI knows less than you guys, right?"......... come on here kiddo lets try a bit harder next time

"CLEARLY, SI knows less than you guys, right?" =/= SI put her in the magazine so we can criticize her.

Please, shove your useless econ degree up your ass.

Plastic Cup Boys

(Gorilla, 562

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 11:31am

Plastic Cup Boys:

bears1208:

Plastic Cup Boys:

bears1208:

Plastic Cup Boys:

[

Oh come on. The third one? seriously? Biz Markie can put on a thong and look better than that.

YA, SI PUT HER IN THE MAGAZINE SO WE CAN'T CRITIQUE HER AMIRITE? NOTHING ANY PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZATION DOES IS FOR US TO CRITIQUE AMIRITE?

You fucking idiot.

What the fuck are you talking about? Take your tier 3 university level logic out of here.

Yes, that's precisely what I'm saying. Dumbfuck. Don't hate cause you're into ugly chicks.

Yes, I brought that logic into the conversation when I wrote "CLEARLY, SI knows less than you guys, right?"......... come on here kiddo lets try a bit harder next time

"CLEARLY, SI knows less than you guys, right?" =/= SI put her in the magazine so we can criticize her.

Please, shove your useless econ degree up your ass.

LOL ya, it pretty much is in the context it was used in. You used SI's authority as to why we are stupid for criticizing her. You brought it up, not me. Try again.

-1

bears1208

mb666

(Gorilla, 556

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 5:14pm

bears1208:

http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabc/ah/ac/be/aa/kateuptondancing.gif

For all you Kate Upton lovers, you will love that gif.

Yes!

I actually like the weird

bossman

(Senior Gorilla, 773

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 9:46pm

I actually like the weird face in this pic...but that's cause i'm not too fond of typical HOT

Do what you want not what you can!

Leonidas wrote: It's pretty

forgetfulmonkey

(Monkey, 34

Points)

on 2/17/12 at 9:50pm

Leonidas:

It's pretty ridiculous how hot she is in
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02.jpg

This is the kind of woman I typically go for. Unfortunately, they are pretty hard to find in the United States of Fat Chicks. A solid 8/10 if I ever saw one.

haha yesss

She's got nice tits but she

runthetown

(Baboon, 174

Points)

on 2/18/12 at 12:15pm

She's got nice tits but she doesn't have any curves

It's pretty ridiculous that

islandbanker

(Senior Baboon, 195

Points)

on 2/19/12 at 5:19am

It's pretty ridiculous that we would criticize any of these women. They're all definitely chicks I would tell my bros about. We're here to have a good time, and if we find the right woman, make some babies. Chill the fuck out with the criticism bros, seriously.

islandbanker wrote: make