Stupidest personal finances you've heard of
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on 2/19/12 at 12:57pm
A manager I had when I worked at Wendy's was 26 years old had worked at Wendy's for 8 years. He also lived with his mom, he said that his most valuable asset was a 2010 Acura Tsx.
What are some personal finance stories that you've heard of or committed yourself?






Somebody mentioned to me that
Somebody mentioned to me that he had all of his retirement money in AAPL.
Now, if he got into it at $20 a share and held it, that's smart, but you'd have to be clairvoyant...
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."
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or lucky. people leaving
or lucky. people leaving casinos with big smiles aren't any good at it.
UncleMilty wrote: Somebody
Somebody mentioned to me that he had all of his retirement money in AAPL.
Now, if he got into it at $20 a share and held it, that's smart, but you'd have to be clairvoyant...
Yeah, being all in on Apple has been an awful investment.
I met a guy that took out a
I met a guy that took out a loan from his bank at 16% in order to pay off his 25k in cc debt.
His APR was only 12%... And that's why the financial adviser profession will be around for another 200 years.
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I've heard of some guys who
I've heard of some guys who put their entire nest eggs in the hands of this MF Global business run by a genius ex-GS guy Corzine. It's probably doing pretty good, right?
Cheers.
My parents make me RAGE so
My parents make me RAGE so fucking hard. They have/had no retirement planning and let their money rot in a savings account (they refuse to invest). They are always 100% cash, even after the the market bottom they sat on the fucking cash. What money they did have they used it to start building an internet cafe in a foreign country then ended up not having enough to complete it.
What's the purpose of this
What's the purpose of this post? Seriously. OP, don't come here and belittle this individual. Grow a pair and scream it to his face next time.
fez wrote: What's the purpose
What's the purpose of this post? Seriously. OP, don't come here and belittle this individual. Grow a pair and yell it to his face next time.
I've done so MANY times. Secondly, I want to hear of other retarded shit people have heard of. Puts like yours make me want to post in things that piss me off.
Stupid e-policemen.
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UncleMilty wrote: Somebody
Somebody mentioned to me that he had all of his retirement money in AAPL.
Now, if he got into it at $20 a share and held it, that's smart, but you'd have to be clairvoyant...
I don't get it. At this point in time, having all your chips in AAPL is probably the SMARTEST thing you could have done with your money.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I had a friend a few years
I had a friend a few years back brag to me that his parents bought their $3MM house outright in cash. To him I replied why not get a $2MM+ loan at 5% or less and earn 10% or more in the market with all that unused cash?
From a raw numbers
From a raw numbers standpoint, getting married and having children.
ProspectiveMonkey wrote: I
I had a friend a few years back brag to me that his parents bought their $3MM house outright in cash. To him I replied why not get a $2MM+ loan at 5% or less and earn 10% or more in the market with all that unused cash?
this is pretty dumb right here.
I don't think the people who
I don't think the people who disagreed with UncleMilty's AAPL post read his entire second sentence for the context, even though both of them quoted it.
tlynch5 wrote: UncleMilty
Somebody mentioned to me that he had all of his retirement money in AAPL.
Now, if he got into it at $20 a share and held it, that's smart, but you'd have to be clairvoyant...
I don't get it. At this point in time, having all your chips in AAPL is probably the SMARTEST thing you could have done with your money.
But to have gotten in at the high prices we have today, you would have had to know with some very high probability that it would continue to rise. Now, if you had gotten in at $20/share 10 or 15 years ago, then it's not such a huge problem, cause Apple's worth something like $100 per share in cash alone.
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."
- Oscar Wilde
"Seriously, psychology is for those with two x chromosomes."
- RagnarDanneskjold
As a Lending Club investor,
As a Lending Club investor, I've seen a lot of whacky shit on the debt consolidation front. Levering up the interest rate in order to have a single payment, etc...
One of my exes had insane
One of my exes had insane debt. Not just "wow" type of stuff, I'm talking like eye-popping debt. The worst were 16k at 22% apr and 9k at 29% apr. total she had something like 50k at around an average of 27% apr. she would pay that shit each and every single month.
She called up the cc companies and asked for apr reduction - because Oprah said so :). She was shocked when the companies said no. I told her "of course they said no, you're a performing account, you are how they stay in business. Miss a few payments." she refused. She would pay that every month and then call up and go through the same thing every month and the cc companies always said no. Every time she would be shocked. I told her that she was crazy to expect help and i eventually left her.
I have a friend that will
I have a friend that will refuse to invest in ANYTHING but a savings account.
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blackfinancier wrote: A
A manager I had when I worked at Wendy's was 26 years old had worked at Wendy's for 8 years. He also lived with his mom, he said that his most valuable asset was a 2010 Acura Tsx.
What are some personal finance stories that you've heard of or committed yourself?
This is not as rare as it seems. There are a ton of unambitious motherfuckers out there. A LOT of guys I went to high school with, all they wanted to do in life was get a union job with UPS and pay off a Honda Civic. If they could do that, man, they were set for the next 40 years! I remember my junior year one of the guys came by to say goodbye, he knocked up some girl and was dropping out of high school. As he was walking away, I told a group of his friends, "that poor bastard is fucked". All of them looked at me like I was crazy and one of them said, "he's got a job installing car stereos for $11 an hour. He's fucking set!" and they meant that shit too, no sarcasm whatsoever.
UncleMilty wrote: tlynch5
Somebody mentioned to me that he had all of his retirement money in AAPL.
Now, if he got into it at $20 a share and held it, that's smart, but you'd have to be clairvoyant...
I don't get it. At this point in time, having all your chips in AAPL is probably the SMARTEST thing you could have done with your money.
But to have gotten in at the high prices we have today, you would have had to know with some very high probability that it would continue to rise. Now, if you had gotten in at $20/share 10 or 15 years ago, then it's not such a huge problem, cause Apple's worth something like $100 per share in cash alone.
Well yeah, if he's just getting into AAPL now then he's not being too smart. But if he had gotten in just a few years ago, he'd have doubled his retirement by now. Not many instruments in today's market can offer that kind of return.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
This is probably too much of
This is probably too much of IlliniProgrammer rubbing off on me, but I'm putting all my savings (except for enough 401k contributions to get full matching) into a savings account until I have 5-6 months rent/expenses saved up, just in case (almost there after starting in July). Am I totally crazy?
WSOWill wrote: My parents
My parents make me RAGE so fucking hard. They have/had no retirement planning and let their money rot in a savings account (they refuse to invest). They are always 100% cash, even after the the market bottom they sat on the fucking cash. What money they did have they used it to start building an internet cafe in a foreign country then ended up not having enough to complete it.
Not even a 401(k) / Roth / IRA? Sad.
To the OPs point, these are
To the OPs point, these are called 'Goal Collar Workers'. They take whatever money they make and pour it into a depreciating asset or assets. Profitable for the people that lend to them though.
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The real question is how many
The real question is how many white trash chubby girls he crushing weekly in that tsx?
I think it was all the money
I think it was all the money I spent on beanie babies and pokemon cards when I was younger.
Never got a Charizard card :/
tlynch5 wrote: UncleMilty
Somebody mentioned to me that he had all of his retirement money in AAPL.
Now, if he got into it at $20 a share and held it, that's smart, but you'd have to be clairvoyant...
I don't get it. At this point in time, having all your chips in AAPL is probably the SMARTEST thing you could have done with your money.
HAHAHA... You should look up the definition of a bubble. THEN you will understand why contrarian investors are able to make money.
per ardua ad astra
blastoise wrote: I think it
I think it was all the money I spent on beanie babies and pokemon cards when I was younger.
Never got a Charizard card :/
Here is your chance to justify your poor financial decisions...
I am willing to let my Charizard go for $5,000.
per ardua ad astra
Connor wrote: blastoise
I think it was all the money I spent on beanie babies and pokemon cards when I was younger.
Never got a Charizard card :/
Here is your chance to justify your poor financial decisions...
I am willing to let my Charizard go for $5,000.
But is it holographic?
GentlemanJack
A manager I had when I worked at Wendy's was 26 years old had worked at Wendy's for 8 years. He also lived with his mom, he said that his most valuable asset was a 2010 Acura Tsx.
What are some personal finance stories that you've heard of or committed yourself?
This is not as rare as it seems. There are a ton of unambitious motherfuckers out there. A LOT of guys I went to high school with, all they wanted to do in life was get a union job with UPS and pay off a Honda Civic. If they could do that, man, they were set for the next 40 years! I remember my junior year one of the guys came by to say goodbye, he knocked up some girl and was dropping out of high school. As he was walking away, I told a group of his friends, "that poor bastard is fucked". All of them looked at me like I was crazy and one of them said, "he's got a job installing car stereos for $11 an hour. He's fucking set!" and they meant that shit too, no sarcasm whatsoever.
Did we go to the same high school?
General Disarray
I think it was all the money I spent on beanie babies and pokemon cards when I was younger.
Never got a Charizard card :/
Here is your chance to justify your poor financial decisions...
I am willing to let my Charizard go for $5,000.
But is it holographic?
Absolutely.
per ardua ad astra
Connor wrote: tlynch5
Somebody mentioned to me that he had all of his retirement money in AAPL.
Now, if he got into it at $20 a share and held it, that's smart, but you'd have to be clairvoyant...
I don't get it. At this point in time, having all your chips in AAPL is probably the SMARTEST thing you could have done with your money.
HAHAHA... You should look up the definition of a bubble. THEN you will understand why contrarian investors are able to make money.
1) I was saying that in past tense. Putting all your $$ into aapl would NOT be a smart move at this point.
2) AAPL is not a bubble dumbass
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
melvvvar
I had a friend a few years back brag to me that his parents bought their $3MM house outright in cash. To him I replied why not get a $2MM+ loan at 5% or less and earn 10% or more in the market with all that unused cash?
this is pretty dumb right here.
No Melvvvar, your pretty dumb. Some people don't like taking risks. End of story. Some people would find it stupid investing in the market when an investment on the roulette table can return 100% in the matter of seconds. It's all about the risk involved.
Why not get a loan at 5% and invest the unused cash in the market at 10%? Because the market return might be -10%, that's fucking why.
Dumb personal finance stories involve people dropping out of school, living at home till they're 30, working at McD's, spending money on weed, and living paycheck to paycheck.
rpcas wrote: melvvvar
I had a friend a few years back brag to me that his parents bought their $3MM house outright in cash. To him I replied why not get a $2MM+ loan at 5% or less and earn 10% or more in the market with all that unused cash?
this is pretty dumb right here.
No Melvvvar, your pretty dumb. Some people don't like taking risks. End of story. Some people would find it stupid investing in the market when an investment on the roulette table can return 100% in the matter of seconds. It's all about the risk involved.
Why not get a loan at 5% and invest the unused cash in the market at 10%? Because the market return might be -10%, that's fucking why.
Dumb personal finance stories involve people dropping out of school, living at home till they're 30, working at McD's, spending money on weed, and living paycheck to paycheck.
Exactly.
I am one of those people who HATES any kind of debt, to the point of stressing hardcore. I would be more then happy to pay cash for the house then risk the rest of the money. Only way I would feel comfortable having the debt (if I already had the $$ to pay it off) would be putting it into a very safe investment vehicle, but that still wouldn't be more then the loan interest...soooooo go with a sure thing imho.
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tlynch5 wrote: [ 1) I was
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1) I was saying that in past tense. Putting all your $$ into aapl would NOT be a smart move at this point.
2) AAPL is not a bubble dumbass
It's not a bubble, exactly, but to pour money into it now, as you say, would be stupid.
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."
- Oscar Wilde
"Seriously, psychology is for those with two x chromosomes."
- RagnarDanneskjold
febreeze
This is not as rare as it seems. There are a ton of unambitious motherfuckers out there. A LOT of guys I went to high school with, all they wanted to do in life was get a union job with UPS and pay off a Honda Civic. If they could do that, man, they were set for the next 40 years! I remember my junior year one of the guys came by to say goodbye, he knocked up some girl and was dropping out of high school. As he was walking away, I told a group of his friends, "that poor bastard is fucked". All of them looked at me like I was crazy and one of them said, "he's got a job installing car stereos for $11 an hour. He's fucking set!" and they meant that shit too, no sarcasm whatsoever.
Did we go to the same high school?
I'm pretty sure we didn't and that's part of the problem. There are TONS of unambitious people out there. It's easy to forget that in college or reading boards like WSO where people want to genuinely improve themselves (in various ways). Tons of people out there just want that "brass ring" of $15/hour because with overtime they might eek out 35k for the year. When you start asking around its shocking how "small" some people think.
GentlemanJack
This is not as rare as it seems. There are a ton of unambitious motherfuckers out there. A LOT of guys I went to high school with, all they wanted to do in life was get a union job with UPS and pay off a Honda Civic. If they could do that, man, they were set for the next 40 years! I remember my junior year one of the guys came by to say goodbye, he knocked up some girl and was dropping out of high school. As he was walking away, I told a group of his friends, "that poor bastard is fucked". All of them looked at me like I was crazy and one of them said, "he's got a job installing car stereos for $11 an hour. He's fucking set!" and they meant that shit too, no sarcasm whatsoever.
Did we go to the same high school?
I'm pretty sure we didn't and that's part of the problem. There are TONS of unambitious people out there. It's easy to forget that in college or reading boards like WSO where people want to genuinely improve themselves (in various ways). Tons of people out there just want that "brass ring" of $15/hour because with overtime they might eek out 35k for the year. When you start asking around its shocking how "small" some people think.
Yea but my point against that is that those people tend to be extremely happy / content with their lives. Whereas I would be willing to bet the lot that 90% of people on here are not yet happy with where they are in life. So who is the real fool? Is ignorance bliss?
rpcas wrote: melvvvar
I had a friend a few years back brag to me that his parents bought their $3MM house outright in cash. To him I replied why not get a $2MM+ loan at 5% or less and earn 10% or more in the market with all that unused cash?
this is pretty dumb right here.
No Melvvvar, your pretty dumb. Some people don't like taking risks. End of story. Some people would find it stupid investing in the market when an investment on the roulette table can return 100% in the matter of seconds. It's all about the risk involved.
Why not get a loan at 5% and invest the unused cash in the market at 10%? Because the market return might be -10%, that's fucking why.
Dumb personal finance stories involve people dropping out of school, living at home till they're 30, working at McD's, spending money on weed, and living paycheck to paycheck.
no, rpcas, you're the dumb one here. i was referring to the poster's own reasoning, not the subject of the poster's tale. and for you to confuse "your" with "you're" while calling someone dumb is just the most delicious irony.
Well I know about a million
Well I know about a million idiots take out loans each year to pay 40K to major in art history, anthropology, English, psychology, gender studies, ect. Good luck paying of 160K in debt with out a job or at best one that pays 30k a year!
Best answer yet, studiofan
Best answer yet, studiofan (though those are interesting majors if you actually plan and have the ability to go into that field, I know I wish I could learn more about anthro). Also, not sure how psych fits in there. Probably not the best undergrad choice for a lot of things, bit still respectable.
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D M wrote: Best answer yet,
Best answer yet, studiofan (though those are interesting majors if you actually plan and have the ability to go into that field, I know I wish I could learn more about anthro). Also, not sure how psych fits in there. Probably not the best undergrad choice for a lot of things, bit still respectable.
The problem with the psych major is that the bachelor alone is completely useless. EVERY psych job requires at least a Masters - that might get you a job as a school counselor in some podunk school district for 30K/year. And anything good in the psych field will require a Phd. If you major in psych, you should be prepared for, what, 10 years of school and maybe 400K-ish of debt??? I love all these 19 year-old freshmen who talk about their psych degree with no clue of what they're really in for down the line.
ph.d.s don't go into debt.
ph.d.s don't go into debt. they are almost without exception covered by teaching or research fellowships. the only cost is the opportunity cost of a real job while they are making 20K a year grading papers or slaving for their adviser.
melvvvar wrote: ph.d.s don't
ph.d.s don't go into debt. they are almost without exception covered by teaching or research fellowships. the only cost is the opportunity cost of a real job while they are making 20K a year grading papers or slaving for their adviser.
You might be talking state school, but a Phd at a private school does not get anywhere near enough to cover school and living expenses. They are most certainly going into debt for it.
GentlemanJack
ph.d.s don't go into debt. they are almost without exception covered by teaching or research fellowships. the only cost is the opportunity cost of a real job while they are making 20K a year grading papers or slaving for their adviser.
You might be talking state school, but a Phd at a private school does not get anywhere near enough to cover school and living expenses. They are most certainly going into debt for it.
no, doctoral students live like paupers, but they almost never go into debt unless they choose to live above their station. departments take it as their obligation to pay at least a living salary in stipends.
ProspectiveMonkey
I'm pretty sure we didn't and that's part of the problem. There are TONS of unambitious people out there. It's easy to forget that in college or reading boards like WSO where people want to genuinely improve themselves (in various ways). Tons of people out there just want that "brass ring" of $15/hour because with overtime they might eek out 35k for the year. When you start asking around its shocking how "small" some people think.
Yea but my point against that is that those people tend to be extremely happy / content with their lives. Whereas I would be willing to bet the lot that 90% of people on here are not yet happy with where they are in life. So who is the real fool? Is ignorance bliss?
Good question. In this case, ignorance should NOT be bliss but it often is :( I'm a big believer that people need to travel more internationally. Some people just don't understand the opportunity they are throwing away - available only in America - by just being unambitious in life. In spite of all the problems we have, America remains the greatest country in the world with an unlimited amount of opportunities out there. Its fucking ridiculous for someone to take that and not run with it and make the best of themselves. They just want to drink beer and watch Kim Kardashian. That's a fucking waste when people kill to come to this country.
blastoise wrote: I think it
I think it was all the money I spent on beanie babies and pokemon cards when I was younger.
Never got a Charizard card :/
I got one somewhere, if I find it I'll mail it to you.
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Several kids from my
Several kids from my graduating UG class decided that it would be a sound financial investment to take out around 160k-200k to attend fourth tier law schools on the cusp of losing accreditation. They are convinced big law will give them a shot.
I hope they enjoy paying off the debt with a $15 an hour document review gig.
tedrd.88 wrote: Several kids
Several kids from my graduating UG class decided that it would be a sound financial investment to take out around 160k-200k to attend fourth tier law schools on the cusp of losing accreditation. They are convinced big law will give them a shot.
I hope they enjoy paying off the debt with a $15 an hour document review gig.
The only fourth tier graduate schools worth attending are low-ranked medical schools.
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."
- Oscar Wilde
"Seriously, psychology is for those with two x chromosomes."
- RagnarDanneskjold
First year analysts paying
First year analysts paying $2k/month on rent.
midnightoil wrote: First year
First year analysts paying $2k/month on rent.
...in Little Rock, AR.
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First year analysts paying $2k/month on rent.
...in Little Rock, AR.
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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First year analysts paying $2k/month on rent.
...in Little Rock, AR.
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