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good story bro. thanks for
good story bro. thanks for letting us know.
just fyi, this is not a health forum ;)
lol never kept track. Way
lol never kept track. Way too much booze though.
Hey thanks for letting us all
Hey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?
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Rupert Pupkin wrote: Hey
Hey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?
I drink quite a lot of tea. Taste of coffee just doesn't really appeal to me, and that caffeine's gotta come from where, right...
Rupert Pupkin wrote: Hey
Hey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?
lol
Most of the thin, attractive races of the world (not Americans btw) drink water and tea, eat vegetables, fish, lean meat, and so on.
Smarten the fuck up idiot.
Who the fuck drinks hot
Who the fuck drinks hot water?
rpcas wrote: Rupert Pupkin
Hey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?
lol
Most of the thin, attractive races of the world (not Americans btw) drink water and tea, eat vegetables, fish, lean meat, and so on.
Smarten the fuck up idiot.
American isn't a race.
Smarten the fuck up idiot.
JeffSkilling wrote: Who the
Who the fuck drinks hot water?
Aaaaaand welcome to Asia!
I have to laugh at this. Here
I have to laugh at this. Here I am telling of a rather healthy habit and all you Americans start flaming me. It's as if Americans are proud to be be burger eating, coffee drinking, fat cunts.
JeffSkilling wrote: Who the
Who the fuck drinks hot water?
Lol. This.
And i'm a health freak so i drink ~gallon a day.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
rpcas wrote: Rupert Pupkin
Hey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?
lol
Most of the thin, attractive races of the world (not Americans btw) drink water and tea, eat vegetables, fish, lean meat, and so on.
Smarten the fuck up idiot.
Actually, I drink about a gallon of water every day and I've run multiple marathons. I just don't see the need to heat it up or mix it with tea and then discuss it for no reason on an open forum like a tool. Try being on here for longer than a few months before you start posting dumb shit and telling people to smarten the fuck up, especially after you refer to American as a race.
1 gallon. (srs) It's annoying
1 gallon. (srs) It's annoying though since I have to go piss every half hour or so.
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Rupert Pupkin wrote: rpcas
Hey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?
lol
Most of the thin, attractive races of the world (not Americans btw) drink water and tea, eat vegetables, fish, lean meat, and so on.
Smarten the fuck up idiot.
Wow. Looks like rpcas is
Wow. Looks like rpcas is gunning for the most despised user award. I have some competition.
FWIW, Buffett never drinks water. Only cherry coke.
yo dawg, I heard you like
yo dawg, I heard you like water
so I pushed your car off a bridge so you can have water while you drive
rpcas wrote: It's as if
It's as if Americans are proud to be be burger eating, coffee drinking, fat cunts.
U.S.A. U.S.A.
:P
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rpcas wrote: I have to laugh
I have to laugh at this. Here I am telling of a rather healthy habit and all you Americans start flaming me. It's as if Americans are proud to be be burger eating, coffee drinking, fat cunts.
Um, we are proud of that...
19 year old cumbucket
19 year old cumbucket bragging about how much water he drinks...honesty bro nobody gives a fuck.
rpcas wrote: I have to laugh
I have to laugh at this. Here I am telling of a rather healthy habit and all you Americans start flaming me. It's as if Americans are proud to be be burger eating, coffee drinking, fat cunts.
Hey faggot, if you've got a problem with the red white and blue then get the fuck off a forum all about getting jobs with America (and the world's) most prestigious banks.
I'm sure if drinking fair trade organic water gets you all flustered then you can find a forum for that shit.
Why don't you take a seat.
This "Americans!" thing is
This "Americans!" thing is getting old... I bet your ass would whine the moment one of us mentioned a stereotype about any other group of people too, huh? gtfo. Finding your thread boring as hell =/= being proud of having a population considered to most as fat or only being concerned with prestige/HBS.
But honestly, who the fuck drinks hot water?
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First of all, coffee, orange
First of all, coffee, orange juice, etc all have water in them. In fact, coffee has something like 95% water, and OJ is like 88% water.
Second of all, you were bound to get flamed for this post, no matter the intent, and you should have known that. If you can't just roll with the punches, you're going to get shit on a lot more.
Third, and most importantly:
This guy may be a dick, socially awkward, or whatever, but he is right.
Most people in general forget to drink water throughout the day, and it really is important. It helps curb hunger, keeps you awake and aware, and, obviously, you need it to live. While this topic may be random/boring, he makes a good point. Think about your water intake, it's important.
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why would you drink that much
why would you drink that much water? you're just gonna end up pissing it out anyway...
Drinking too much water can
Drinking too much water can fuck up your electrolyte levels. That's why some marathon runners drink a ton of water and end up with a myocardial infarc. Just thought I'd throw that out there for the people in this thread who drink a gallon a day.
OP= Man up you pussy:
OP=
Man up you pussy:
Pretty amusing that the
Pretty amusing that the Brawndo ad is too big to fit within the margins. "I'm too much man for this shit" is what it be sayin'.
Do none of you drink hot water? Seriously? Another thing to append to the list of things you guys do not like. So far, I've got:
1) Liberals
2) Black suits
3) Hot water
LOL you forgot: 4)
LOL
you forgot:
4) Back-office
It is impossible to find a
It is impossible to find a girl from mainland China willing to drink cold water. Other than that though, who does drink hot water?
Hot water is for Eskimos
Hot water is for Eskimos living in an igloo.
Real banker should drink 20 liters of Evian a day. Like Patrick Bateman.
What about sparkling water?
What about sparkling water? does that count? If so I drink probably a gallon a day/
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febreeze wrote: LOL you
LOL
you forgot:
4) Back-office
Ah, yes. Okay, that's four.
What about sparkling water? does that count? If so I drink probably a gallon a day/
Fuck, mate. That's a shitload of water. Can't kick the ole stuck-in-the-bloody-desert-in-Afghanistan water-guzzling habit, eh?
Amphipathic wrote: It is
It is impossible to find a girl from mainland China willing to drink cold water. Other than that though, who does drink hot water?
I have dated at least 3-4 from mainland china, and you are right. I never even thought about it.
Amphipathic wrote: It is
It is impossible to find a girl from mainland China willing to drink cold water. Other than that though, who does drink hot water?
I have dated at least 3-4 from mainland china, and you are right. I never even thought about it.
I am pretty sure I would ge
I am pretty sure I would ge fired if I brought a cup of hot water to my desk.
Hey OP..you're a faggot
Hey OP..you're a faggot
Don't you know that everything's on fire
OP makes a valid point...i
OP makes a valid point...i dont see why he is hated for this!! agreed its all too strange n weird way to draw attention and post a forum topic but what he said is damn fuckn true!! i have been guzzling down diet coke after coke but nvr water really....thanks man for posting this....
n regarding som1 above making the point that this aint a health forum.....seriously we should be thankful for how many of us do check out health forums and that too to know how much water to drink!!
Kid made his point...got flamed but saved few lives in the process....
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I take issue with your
I take issue with your grammar, but agree with your message
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I drink a lot of water. I
I drink a lot of water. I don't drink caffeine at all. Soda never appealed to me much. I've never just had hot water for the sake of it. Once or twice when I was really congested and had no tea .. do Asian people normally drink hot water? That's so odd.
A lot of people do certain things to add days to their life. I do things to add life to my days.
I'm in excellent shape and I
I'm in excellent shape and I drink a good amount of water but your little "water commercial" is for the birds. Coffee, beer and coca-cola will always be way more awesome than a "glass of hot water." I hope you spill a glass of scalding water on your black suit while reconciling someone else's trades.
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kidney donor, they
kidney donor, they recommended me 2L-3L of water per day + whatever else. true on the warm water thing in china.... in winter if you try to order anything cold they look at you funny. imagine a bar full of room temperature beer!! its horrible
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People in china drink warm
People in china drink warm water because they have polluted water.
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seabird wrote: Wow. Looks
Wow. Looks like rpcas is gunning for the most despised user award. I have some competition.
FWIW, Buffett never drinks water. Only cherry coke.
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heister wrote: People in
People in china drink warm water because they have polluted water.
That has nothing to do with it (they drink bottled water because of the pollution, making it warm won't do jack shit about the chemicals). Its just a cultural thing.
water > > > coffee
water > > > coffee
Amphipathic wrote: heister
People in china drink warm water because they have polluted water.
That has nothing to do with it (they drink bottled water because of the pollution, making it warm won't do jack shit about the chemicals). Its just a cultural thing.
Chinese people believe that cold water is bad for the body. It is also especially bad for women, who are already yin. Particularly when they are on their periods.
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People in china drink warm water because they have polluted water.
That has nothing to do with it (they drink bottled water because of the pollution, making it warm won't do jack shit about the chemicals). Its just a cultural thing.
Chinese people believe that cold water is bad for the body. It is also especially bad for women, who are already yin. Particularly when they are on their periods.
Yeah, you're right, I remember one girl explaining this to me now...
Amphipathic wrote: Angus
People in china drink warm water because they have polluted water.
That has nothing to do with it (they drink bottled water because of the pollution, making it warm won't do jack shit about the chemicals). Its just a cultural thing.
Chinese people believe that cold water is bad for the body. It is also especially bad for women, who are already yin. Particularly when they are on their periods.
Yeah, you're right, I remember one girl explaining this to me now...
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