better deoderent / anti perspirant? are you working out in the morning? have a warm shower, then an ice shower, then drink a lot of ice water (not coffee)...

see if that works?

Mitchum has the highest portion of the active antiperspirant ingredient available without a prescription and is unscented so you don't smell like a college freshman drowning in Axe bodyspray. Boom. Done. If you can sweat through that stuff, a) put more of it on and b) if a) fails, see a doctor because you have a serious, medical-grade sweating problem.

Trim or shave arm pits and get some stronger anti-perspirant.

I wouldn't shave. Girls would be freaked out by that shit.

Did you know the Yellow Ranger is dead?

Go to a dermatologist. My father had the same problem (I apparently talk to him too much for this convo to come up). He said how he was embarrassed throughout his childhood, and it was unbearable once he started work in NYC. He went to the dermatologist, the dude did like some injection thing once and now its not a problem at all.

I think the shot he's referring to is Botox, I believe it it paralyzes the sweat glands just as well as old women's faces.

Yep. Had the same problem. Go to a dermatologist.

Someone told me that putting deodorant on before going to bed actually makes a big difference the next day, though I can't really see how this helps...

Coincidence this get posted today when I went to a seminar this morning on Money laundering and the guy giving the seminar had on one of those two color shirts, all blue with white collors. He was sweating perfusely to the point where it looked like a print out of lake Michigan under his armpits.

Damn Son. Get your shit together.

He beat me to it. Don't get Botox. Undershirts help, fans don't. Replacing coffee with water helps some too. Trimming your pits helps, but the #1 best thing you can do is buy Certain Dri. Stuff works!

This thread calls for some Brules Rules:

For your health!

lol the title of this thread is awesome

Yes. This is awesome. I too could sweat through everything. As soon as I would start sweating I couldn't stop thinking about it and then the floodgates would open. After the Mitchum, under shirts, and cold showers all fail you have to bite the bullet and get the script form the doc. They gave me a steroid cream as well as some Rx rollerball deodorant. I felt like a freak-show putting it on, but a freak show with dry pits. Don't shave your arm pits either bro.

Mitchum also helps

Try not to think about it, that'll only make it worse

Dude you probably have something called hyperhidrosis. It is when your sweat glands are very sensitive to nervous stimuli (could be just normal brain activity too), so you end up sweating a lot. There are two main things you can do that will change your life. I suffered with hand sweat and I understand your frustration.
1. Botox injections every 6 months since botox will numb your nerves and your glands wont react by excessively sweating
2. ETS-C Endoscopic thoracic sympathectomy (ETS-C).Clamping the nerves of the armpit shut, as opposed to completely severing the nerves (old school way). The advantage to ETS-C is it is potentially reversible should that be necessary. Straight ETS surgery cannot be undone. ETS-C is performed using general anesthesia and the patient can normally go back to regular activity within 48 hours of surgery.

http://www.hyperhidrosis.org/sympathectomy.htm