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duffmt6's picture
(King Kong, 1,414
 
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  on 2/22/12 at 11:51am

Thought this was particularly relevant on a website such as this:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-you-should-never-brag-internet/

1. Because no one will believe you.
2. Because you probably haven't done anything that important
3. Because someone reading is way better than you
4. Because no one cares.
5. Because they're your friends.

Read the article. It's basically about WSO.

"Social cohesion and puritanical morality place roughly on my list of concerns between whether I'll pick up jock itch at the gym this week (not likely, since I don't go the gym) and whether it'll rain in Christchurch, New Zealand next Tuesday." -Eddie
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UFOinsider's picture

Quoted: "I used to brag about

(Almost Human, 8,063
 
Points)
  on 2/22/12 at 12:10pm

Quoted:

"I used to brag about everything, but now I'm the most humble person you'll ever meet."

-Guy who likes irony

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0904/chill-out...

Flake's picture

Not sure what you mean...we

(Neanderthal, 3,463
 
Points)
  on 2/22/12 at 12:11pm

Not sure what you mean...we are all pretty modest here.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

seabird's picture

Have I ever told you how much

 
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  on 2/22/12 at 12:18pm

Have I ever told you how much I like your avatar, flake?

mb666's picture

This relates to the "$50M

(Gorilla, 548
 
Points)
  on 2/22/12 at 12:22pm

This relates to the "$50M Net-Worth" and the "How Many Women Are Too Many" threads

Neighbor's picture

I swear i'm more modest than

(King Kong, 1,124
 
Points)
  on 2/22/12 at 12:29pm

I swear i'm more modest than any of you, i'm probably in top 10-15 most modest people in the world so suck it bitches.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Connor's picture

I'm too modest to tell anyone

(King Kong, 1,485
 
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  on 2/22/12 at 12:45pm

I'm too modest to tell anyone I have a 700k brokerage account in college.

per ardua ad astra

mb666's picture

Connor wrote: I'm too modest

(Gorilla, 548
 
Points)
  on 2/22/12 at 12:50pm
Connor:

I'm too modest to tell anyone I have a 700k brokerage account in college.

I got $10,000,000 on my simulator

Connor's picture

mb666 wrote: Connor

(King Kong, 1,485
 
Points)
  on 2/22/12 at 1:23pm
mb666:
Connor:

I'm too modest to tell anyone I have a 700k brokerage account in college.

I got $10,000,000 on my simulator

Teech me to hav a lot of munee

per ardua ad astra

asiamoney's picture

Top modesty bucket.

 
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  on 2/22/12 at 2:04pm

Top modesty bucket.

D M's picture

I'm Warren Buffet. It's cool,

(Neanderthal, 3,877
 
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  on 2/22/12 at 3:49pm

I'm Warren Buffet. It's cool, though, I'm just one of the guys.

"So who lost the hundy?" -Tom Montag
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heister's picture

Me brag? You crazy!

(Neanderthal, 2,577
 
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  on 2/22/12 at 4:32pm

Me brag? You crazy!

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays

Pike's picture

There are some people on here

(King Kong, 1,033
 
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  on 2/22/12 at 4:37pm

There are some people on here that should read that article, Nice find

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